I cant remember everything so here are some:
I once got drunk from soda at a party and on my way back to the car, I was sleep walking and I thought I was going straight but 5 second later I walked into my moms car, it was on of the most painful 2 min of my life but it was fun. XD
One time I was walking home, I had soda in my pocket, 9/10 on my way home, the soda exploded and I got wet.
One time I had frozen soda, I opened it and it exploded on me and my laptop. It cost my $20 to get a new mouse.
I am an Atheist. I like funny stuff. One day I will own something called U.S.R. Did you guys see Santa on xmas? Me and Santa have buisness to settle. Santa owes me 14 buckets of coal! Well MERRY GHOSTMAS AND A HAPPY SCREW YEAR!
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Funny stories with me and soda
Posted by ScrewTheRules - September 3rd, 2009