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Funny story that happened to me durring summer vacation.

Posted by ScrewTheRules - September 6th, 2009


It is fucking 6 AM, I been awake the whole night.
I was at Walmart, The BIG Walmart on the BLVD. I wanted to buy a Transformer. I do not have a cell phone and I havent seen a payphone since the Bush Administration. FYI President George H.W. Bush not Gov. George W. Bush since that is the only elected office he won legally. So I walked out and went to Lows to find my dad. I cant find my dad so I went outside and wait at the car. I waited a fucking long time so I walked home. It was FAR. I walked over 2.5 miles. Thats means about 2 trips to Emilio's house. I went home and no one was there. The doors were locked and I have to sit outside waiting. Then I have an idea and I broke into my house. I lifted up my garage door and went in. My legs are in pain. I just turned on my tv, watch Rush Hour. I was about to go to Emilio's house to use a phone but I was to tired. At the time my new house had no food, no microwave, no tv channels, and no FUCKING internet!!!! It took my parent 1 hr to come home after searching for me.


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